The Dome: A Proposal from the
New Millennium Solutions Company

Summary of Proposal: Just Leave the Doors Open

Detail of Proposal
Posted October 2000

  1. Fire all the top executives for incompetence.
  2. Declare their contracts void as a consequence of that incompetence: no payouts on leaving.
  3. Redistribute the executive salaries that would have been paid to the cleaners, maintenance and security staff.
  4. Leave the doors open: free admission to all (let's face it: we've already paid for it).
  5. Pay me a one-off consultancy fee of £100,000 for this solution, irrespective of whether or not it works.
Special Considerations
If (5) proves to be the only obstacle to implementing this plan, I'll reduce my fee to 50p.

The New Millennium Solutions Company ("The Company") was established about five minutes ago and has no vested interest in the Millennium Dome. The Company exists for the sole purpose of the betterment of humanity except where otherwise stated. May contain traces of nuts. Not suitable for children aged under 36 months. If swallowed, remain calm and seek medical advice immediately.
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